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Diary of a Wench in Training 2013/14

It’s New Skater intake time again with the Portsmouth Roller Wenches and this year we’ve decided we want a better idea of what our budding Wenchlings are feeling on a weekly basis.  We’ve profiled 5 of this years new skaters and we will be hearing from them on a weekly basis about what they feel went well during that weeks session and what they feel they want to improve on most next week!

Keep tuning in for more updates as the program unfolds!

Louise

Real name: Louise Derby name or ideas for Derby name: ‘Apex Quim’ or ‘Steam Roll Her’ How much skating experience do you have? : I used to skate regularly at a roller disco when I was about 12 years old, and I took a couple of tests in artistic skating. That was over 25 years …

Louise ‘Midge’

Real name: Louise Derby name or ideas for Derby name: Collateral Da-Midge, perhaps something with a play on the word ‘Midge’. How much skating experience do you have? From my first pair of Fisher Price Velcro skates when I was 5 to In-liners as a teenager I was on them constantly. Then didn’t touch them …

Meg

Real name: Megan Derby name or ideas for Derby name: I was hoping for Meg Le Maniac, which in May was coming up as ‘low’ on the twoevils.org name checker, but now similar names are being given a ‘very high’ rating, so will probably have to think again! How much skating experience do you have? …

Michaela ‘Kayla’

Real name: Michaela or ‘Kayla’ Derby name or ideas for Derby name: Laika Boss, Kaylarrrgh!, Tank Gurll or Earl Graze because of my love of tea! How much skating experience do you have? : Haven’t been on skates for about 10 years. Played around on them when I was little and had blades when I was …

The Diary

First Training after passing Minimum Skills – 31st January 2014   Louise – I had a great time, everybody was really cool, very patient and supportive. I was pretty apprehensive, as things have moved quite quickly since passing skills on Tuesday. I’ve already sorted out my subs, ordered my training tops, with name and number, …

Emma

Real name: Emma Derby name or ideas for Derby name: I really wanted ‘Barbara Gore-don’ (Batgirl’s real name) but another skater in Texas has a very similar name, So, I was thinking, in tribute to Jay-Z, ‘Public Cervix Announcement’. It might need some fine tuning! How much skating experience do you have? : I skated …

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